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How Many DOGS Does It take To Change a Light Bulb?

Border Collie:  Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Rottweiler:  Make me!

Dachshund:  You know I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Boxer:  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:  Oh! Me, me!!! Pleeeezze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeezzee, please, please, please!

German Shepherd:  I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:  I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? Light bulb? I’m sorry but I don’t see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Tack Bulb. Or, “We don’t need no stinkin’ light bulb.”

Greyhound:  It isn’t moving, Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:  First I’ll put all the bulbs in a little circle…

Irish Wolfhound:  Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How Many CATS Does It take to Change a Light Bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is, “How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!